Just to show how far I’ve come, please revisit my Ode to Ranch Dressing from earlier in the year by clicking here.  🙂

It’s officially Christmas vacation and I’d like to dedicate today’s post to fiber.  Set to the tone of Fergalicious.  Ahem.

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Fiber, tres, two, uno

Listen up y’all ’cause this is it
The fiber that I’m chewin’ is delicious

Fiberlicious definition
Makes your body gassy
Travels to your large intestine
Makin’ your colon sassy

So delicious
(It’s hot, hot)
So nutritious
(I like it a lot, lot)
So delicious
(They want a taste of what I got)
It’s Fiberlicious
(T-t-tasty, tasty)

Fiberlicious def-
Fiberlicious def-
Fiberlicious def-

Fiberlicious definition
Makes me feel fuller longer
It’s found in lots of whole foods
Helpin’ my body get stronger

It’s the F to the I, B, E, the R, the Fiber
And can’t no other lady eat it up like me

It’ Fiberlicious
(So delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
Just workin’ on my fitness

Uh-oh there’s some gas
(Shew-wee)
You better do that in pri-vate
So powerful like a rock-et
Enough to fuel you to another plan-et
It’s Fiberlicious.
(Fiber, tres, two, uno)

So delicious
(It’s yum, yum)
So nutritious
(I like it a lot, lot)
So delicious
(They want a taste of what I got)
It’s Fiberlicious
Hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out

Yummy, yummy, yummy
If you want to be like me
Honey, get some patience
Maybe then you’ll get a taste

Of my tasty, tasty
It’ll be laced with dairy
It’s so tasty, tasty
It’ll make you gassy

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, Fiber so tasty
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, Fiber so tasty
D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the
Hit it JWii!

So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So nutritious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
It’s Fiberlicious, t-t-tasty, tasty

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, fiber is tasty
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, fiber is tasty
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, fiber is tasty
T, to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the
(Fiber, tres, two, uno)

To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the…