1.  You step on a toy alligator while taking a shower.
2.  There’s lots of celebrating when someone poops.
3.  You have to take a second look at the milk you take out of the refrigerator.
4.  Questionable bubbles in the bath tub are acceptable.
5.  What’s a little snot on your sleeve?  Or arm for that matter.
6.  You play eternal games of peek-a-boo.
7.  The carpet is always being mowed by the Winnie the Poo lawn mower.
8.  Everything is cute.  Everything.
9.  Your mom has grandbaby tunnel vision.  You no longer exist.
10. You make a “That’s what she said” joke and the baby claps.
11. Chloe’s Closet.  Bob the Builder.  The Wiggles.
12.  You’ve developed A.D.D.
13.  You think for about 3 seconds… maybe I want a baby.  Then you get thrown-up on.
14.  You add a vegetable or a fruit after the baby’s name.  Aka – Anna Banana or Lily Bean.
15.  Nap time happens about every two hours.
16.  The baby bullet is not a sex toy.
17.  Your life is so much better than it ever was before.  🙂
 

Potty Time With Elmo